Reuters reports that the nonprofit group Consumers Union has come out with a new guide to contraception after testing condoms to find out which ones measure up best. The top brand, able to take the most punishment, was the Durex Extra Sensitive Lubricated Latex, while a melon-colored model distributed by Planned Parenthood performed the worst, bursting during a test in which the latex condoms were filled with air.

Asked for comment, Planned Parenthood responded, “Well, how do you propose we get repeat customers?”