February 18th 2008 04:22:10 AM
Pro-Albanian Blog: “Albania is Free!” (OOPS!)
Posted by Julia GorinAnother confused American patriot, named Dhaval Mehta, of New York, posted the following blog on Sunday:
Albania is Free and you can tell if you were in Times Square today
As we walked down 42nd street from 8th avenue till 7th, a huge swarm of cars carrying the American flag and what looked initially to me like the Spider-Man logo drove down the block honking their horns and waving the flag about incessantly.
As we walked a bit further down we noticed that as far as the eye could see, this was the scene all over Times Square.
Albania has gained its independence with huge support from the U.S.A. And to be quite honest, I’ve never seen a bunch of people be so patriotic and have so much gratitude for the U.S. ever in my life. It was quite spectacular and the excitement was palpable.
His cluelessness is actually insightful: “Albania” has gained its independence. He doesn’t know the difference between Albania and Kosovo, which makes sense since there is no difference. It’s also because, indeed, Albanians now have two independent Albanias.
Meanwhile, if he thinks Albanians are pro-American now, just wait ’til we build them their first mosque in Times Square.
It ain’t for nothing that the capital of the Albanian-heavy state of New York is named Albany. Or, as we’ll come to find soon, more like al-Bany.
Interestingly, Kosovo declared its independence in 1991 as well, with only al-Bania recognizing it. The world could help 2008 be nothing more than a 1991 redux, but the dhimmi momentum is too far gone to stop.