At least one Jew has benefited from last week’s Harvard University report that says the US has been harmed–in the words of ArabicNews.com–by “being led around by the nose by the Israeli lobby and the friends of Israel in clear violation of the US national interest.”

I am that Jew.

Because my parents have finally stopped berating me for passing up Hahvad for Huntah Kolleedge. (That’s Spanglish for one of the member schools of the City University of NY.) So now at least I know what I missed by not going to the Ivy League. Because it takes a truly special education to come up with the sentence that Israel “and the related effort to spread democracy throughout the region has inflamed Arab and Islamic opinion and jeopardized US security.”

You definitely won’t find anyone genius enough to come up with that one at Huntah! Clearly the ivy has overgrown and taken root in some of the professors’ already maladjusted brains.