Yesterday Drudge carried a report from that Sharon Stone tells teenagers, “If you’re in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job” (because “oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex”).

She added, “Do that enough and you can grow up to be a successful actress like me.”

Ms. Stone did not elaborate on whether the teenagers should swallow, spit or bite.

Meanwhile, I believe “a sexual situation you can’t get out of” is called rape, in which case I’d recommend the last alternative above.