Headdress, burqa, shmata, veil, niqab, hijab, nutjob — whatever those damned things are called — it occurs to me that whichever one of them is the full facial cover, with only a slit for the eyes, this is a huge hypocrisy. I think if you’re covering the face, the eyes should be covered as well.

That Muslim women’s eyes remain uncovered has bothered me for some time. After all, those are the most expressive, revealing, vulnerable, and often sexiest part of the face. And yet this is the part of his wife’s face that a Muslim man allows other men to see? The whole thing is a farce. I’m sorry, Ladies, but you’re not a truly devout Muslim if you can see where you’re stepping.