I’ve done a joke on stage for a while now, about my cousin from Russia, who just moved to America and was very excited about the developments in Massachussetts with gay marriage. So he’s heading straight to Massachussetts. He’s not gay or anything; he just really, really wants a Green Card. And Massachussetts has opened another door. (Even if it is the back door.)

The joke recently got some corroboration. I just found out that the Green Card is no longer green, but pink.