Recent reports have surfaced about a baby doll that utters various gibberish including “Islam is the light.”

People, you don’t want this thing in your house. Remember what happened the last time there was a serial killer doll on the market:

Fisher Price is not recalling the item. But that’s because it’s not Muslims who are complaining. Perhaps we can somehow convince a Muslim that an infidel-made doll talking about Islam is offensive. Or we can point out that the doll also says “Satan is king,” which could offend Muslims — or not.