“Human rights groups are raising alarms over a new law passed by the Iranian parliament that would require the country’s Jews and Christians to wear coloured badges to identify them and other religious minorities as non-Muslims,” Canada’s National Post reported last week.

Are badges really necessary? There are much easier ways of identifying non-Muslims: Those would be the people who aren’t blowing shit up. They would be the people missing body parts such as a head.

Actually, I’m not being fair. Iranian Muslims, particularly in the villages, are equal-opportunity sadists, as this video of two Muslims being stoned to death attests. And of course we’ve by now lost count of the Muslim teenagers sentenced to hang every other day either for getting raped, or for not getting raped, as was the case with this girl.

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the National Post article continues, “has repeatedly described the Holocaust as a myth and earlier this year announced Iran would host a conference to re-examine the history of the Nazis’ ‘Final Solution.’” And yet the color of the badge that the Jews will be wearing is…yellow.

Surprisingly, there are 25,000 Jews still living in Iran. One would have thought that they were exterminated along with the dogs.