So far in his first week in office, Barack Obama has moved to suspend military trials of terrorists at Guantanamo Bay, succeeding in halting one against a jihadist who “crouched in the rubble waiting for U.S. troops to get close enough so he could take one of them out.”

This past election year, when the masses chanted “Vote or Die,” what that really meant was “Vote to Die.”

Well at least thanks to Obama, Osama bin Laden is probably already dead. From laughing his ass off.

So let the countdown begin: Just 1450 days left until he’s out of office.