Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!!!

I was just WAITING for this to happen. Don’t worry, Kosovo — we can’t tell them apart here either!

Kosovo Authorities Confuse Diplomats

…Kosovo’s Prime Minister, Hashim Thaci, addressed US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton as Mrs. Allbright [sic] during Kosovo’s delegation meeting to the US State Department in March of this year. Allbright [sic] was Secretary of State in the 1990s.

Well of course he can’t tell U.S. secretaries of state apart. Because when it comes to Kosovo — whether it’s Maddy, Condi or Hillary — they’re all one person. They are the Borg — a collective conscience, one indistinguishable from the other, mere computers spewing what the program tells them to:

Kosovo. Must be Independent.
No compromises.
Lost to Serbia forever.

Besides, when your reference point for women is sex-trafficking, bitches all look the same anyway.

Let’s just hope that Thaci doesn’t accidentally have sex with Hillary the way he did with Albright. (Probably with a paper bag over her head, hence another reason it’s easy for him to confuse them.)

So the question becomes: If members of the Albanian delegation to the pre-bombing Kosovo talks at Rambouillet in 1999, headed by Thaci, mistook Albright for a cleaning woman, and now Thaci has mistaken Hillary Clinton for Albright, does that mean Hillary also looks like a cleaning lady?

(Hey, this gives me an idea for a new brand of all-purpose cleaner: “All Bright”)

Here was how the NY Daily News reported the 1999 incident:

One member of the delegation, who didn’t realize who she was, and probably thinking she was some cleaning lady because it was after midnight, simply said to her, “Give us five minutes and please go away,” recalled Albanian diplomat Dugagjin Gorani in War on Europe, a British TV program. Instead, Albright exploded in rage, swearing at the group, according to the reports.

And as I “reported” last year:

How to Talk Dirty and Influence People:

It was the dirty talk that made the Albanians mistake her for the cleaning lady in the first place, and the picture was taken before the error was realized.

Fast forward to this week in Obama administration history, and we see yet another reason why Thaci might have mistaken Hillary for Madeleine:

Reporters call Hillary Clinton, get phone sex line

(CNN) – Journalists who dialed in to a White House conference call Thursday hoping for a media-friendly reception got a far friendlier response than they were counting on.

“Do you have any hidden desires? If you feel like getting nasty, then you came to the right place,” said a suggestive-sounding woman.

The White House says an aide merely mistyped the 800-dial in number — a mistake not likely to happen again.

It’s a new administration, but an old problem: Some homeowners seeking mortgage relief from a Bush administration hotline in 2007 instead reached a Texas-based group that provides Christian education after President Bush slightly jumbled the correct number at a press briefing.

When Republicans mistype a number, it leads to Christian education. When Democrats mistype a number, it leads to a phone sex line. Character-consistent in both cases. A coincidence that nonetheless underscores the well-known fact that one can trace almost any Democratic policy position back to sex:

Why do you think they don’t want the Ten Commandments hanging in classrooms? Because one of them says “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife.”

Why do you think a liberal doesn’t want you to own a gun? Because he doesn’t want to get shot in case he’s caught in the act of coveting thy wife.

Why are Democrats so disturbed over increased electronic wiretapping? Because they don’t want the government listening in on their phone sex calls.

Why are liberals so indifferent to missile defense? Because they’re so busy having sex, they’re not going to know a missile has just landed on them. They won’t know anything is amiss until they’re in the afterlife and God tells them there’s no sex in heaven. Only then will a liberal realize the stakes that were involved down here.

There are more examples in my 2000 article “It’s the Sex, Stupid.”