My conservative comedy competitor Evan Sayet is having his next semi-monthly performance of “Right to Laugh,” starring himself and a striking female conservative named Al Sonja Schmidt. I heard her act the last time I did the show and was pleasantly surprised, which means unpleasantly surprised, because now I’ve got more competition. And she’s even more interesting than I am, because she’s a black Republican:

(I should have been a black Republican instead of a Jewish one. What a great gimmick! Why didn’t I think of that?!)

Seriously, though, the material in this show is truly excellent, and I can’t say that about any other conservative stand-up comedy I’ve heard aside from my own.