The Rolling Stones are gearing up to kick off their new tour in September. It will include the song “Why are you so wrong, my sweet neo-con” — a criticism of the current American administration’s policies. The name of the tour and CD is “A Bigger Bang.” Hey, Mick:

As in a bigger bang than taking advantage of your best friend’s daughter on her 18th birthday after telling her you’ve been wanting to do that since she was 10?

Now there’s a policy worth criticizing, no? Not to mention an inspiring subject for music.

(For those who never heard, Mick Jagger pounced on the messed up young star of the sitcom “One Day at a Time” — Mackenzie Phillips, daughter of Jagger pal John Phillips, of The Mamas and the Papas.)