Have you heard that Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad now has a blog? I think this could be the start of an important trend. If other dictators and terrorists and terrorist dictators were to get blogs, they’d become like other bloggers: they’d never leave the house again. They’d never get out of their pajamas to bomb anything. Especially when they see how much more fun it is to fight World War III over the Internet. (Or World War IV or V or I, depending on how you look at it.)

And the trend would finally authenticate the term “pajamahideen.”