“British Jews are more vulnerable to attack and abuse now than for a generation as anti-Semitism becomes part of mainstream society, an all-party committee of MPs is warning,” reports the UK Telegraph. “The report says that there is evidence of a steady increase in attacks on Jewish people and property since 2000, aggravated by growing tension and violence in the Middle East.”

But it’s England. And in England even the Jews are anti-Semitic. Because as soon as a Jew has a British accent, he decides he’s not that Jewish.

To wit: “Some 300 British Jews have signed a petition condemning Israel’s military actions in the Gaza Strip.”