An interview in the Russian-language daily “The New Russian Word” with an undocumented Ukrainian worker named Nicolai Stepanovich confirms that this country has more illegal alien problems than we thought: Illegal Ukrainian immigrants are taking jobs away from illegal Hispanics!

But some argue that the work Ukrainians do is stuff that no Hispanic illegal is willing to do.

And they’re right. Anyone who has had the opportunity to observe illegal Mexicans and such in action lately will have noticed: they’re getting uppity–and lazy! So here’s the solution to our illegal immigration woes: out with the Hispanics and in with the Slavs! And when the Slavs start getting uppity, we’ll find a new illegal nationality. And so on and so on…