An earthquake? A terrorist? A hurricane? No! Something much more crippling than any of the above: a UNION!

Just last week I was driving behind an ugly chick with a lot of bumper stickers on her car, one of them reading: “Union? YES!”

Easy for her to say: she’s got a car! She doesn’t have to rely on buses and subways to get around. And she thinks she’s for the little people? Well, little people in big cities don’t drive. The only drivers who should have union bumper stickers are New York cab drivers–and after yesterday, they’ll get some for sure. Those guys were piling the helpless, service-dependent little Warsaw Ghetto dwellers (New Yorkers) into their cars, charging $10 a head to get them to work. One wonders if this will have any impact on the urbanites’ pro-union sympathies.

Neh!