“Backed by abortion rights groups, three Massachusetts women sued Wal-Mart on Wednesday, accusing the retail giant of violating a state regulation by failing to stock emergency contraception pills in its pharmacies,” the AP reported.

A spokesman for Wal-Mart responded that the company “chooses not to carry many products for business reasons,” then added, “meaning, most of our customers aren’t whores.”

You can bet Wal-Mart doesn’t carry the abortion drug RU-486 either—a procedure often accompanied by pain, bleeding, hemorrhaging, nausea, headaches, hair loss, and/or inability to conceive. After everything plops out, you need to scoop it up and bring it to the doctor so he can scrape out whatever’s left so you don’t die from septic shock the way four young women already have.

But wire hangers are in Aisle 12.